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W sumie, to kontynuacja poprzedniego wpisu:

The pizza, which should be getting delivered right about now, will be that much more enjoyable with the clear conscience and peace of mind that comes with knowing that your data is secure.

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Kolejny fragment dokumentacji systemu do backup’owania. “The 15-Minute Backup Solution” Zmanda (znana dawniej jako Amanda)

Also note that this article assumes a fresh install of Amanda. If you have an existing Amanda installation, additional steps are needed to ensure the proper upgrade to the latest Amanda release, (2.5.1p2 and later).

TIP: You can copy and paste all of the examples here, making appropriate modifications for your environment.

Order Pizza

Call your favorite pizza delivery place, set your stopwatch and…

Install and Configure the Amanda Backup Server

1. Log in as root on Quartz, the Red Hat Enterprise Linux 4 server.

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W nawiązaniu do postu sprzed kilku dni – aktualizacja. Kolejna porcja poczucia humoru autorów dokumentacji systemów informatycznych

These settings make it easier to access machines on your local network – you can access them by name, and if you are running Windoze you will not suffer at the vagiaries of WINS.

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Linuksiarze mają poczucie humoru, nie wiem skąd się wziął mit, że to nudni kolesie w niemodnych ciuchach. Dziś natrafiłem na fajny fragment w poradniku LDAP:

1.4 My Reasons for Writing This

Someone needed to. This LDAP is great, very confusing and I can’t find a good book on it at the local Barns & Nobel.

Also, if I don’t write it down, I forget. The last time I updated this howto it was because I needed to setup another LDAP and I was having trouble, as usual. While I was digging through the OpenLsap.org web site I came across a HOWTO and noticed my name.? I woundered how the website know it was me doing the search. It didn’t. The link I found took me to my own website. I had not remembered I had written this.

Wpis z man page do xorg.conf (oficjalna instrukcja!) stał się już legendarny:

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Nobody wants to say how this works. Maybe nobody knows …

Nie pamiętam, czy już się tu nie pojawiło – Linus Torvalds VS Chuck Norris